Sunday, August 27, 2006

Connie Girl

Mr.Black has gone through quite a few door bitches, some have gone on to seek quiter lives outside of N.Y, others have gracefully retired for being too bitter, and there are those who were poached by other venues.
Connie Girl however is here to stay, no doubt most of you have had the pleasure or trauma of meeting her at the entrance on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday. Here are a few tips:
Never lie to her( she knows when you do), be polite, do not jump over the ropes. Tis all. She is most accomodating when you follow these few rules of human behaviour. Failure to do so and watch her turn!
F.Y.I. A recent article in Next Magazine Issue 14.07 stated many white lies about our beloved Connie, but on this subject i shall curb my tongue.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Beta Boy said...

I think connie girl is beautifull!!! she's always been polite to me. you go girl!!

p.s i heard a rumour Purple Pants is coming back? Is that true?

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Purple Pants said...

You bet yer ass it's true, but I'm leaving the Door Bitching to Connie - she's a true Queen!

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love, love Connie Girl!! I used to see her do hand stands at the old Sound Factory. She looked ovah!

6:34 AM  

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